Jared Childers ([info]jaredchilders) wrote,
@ 2007-06-25 10:47:00
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Supreme Court Discovers New Clause in the 1st Amendment
Yes, apparently it was beneath a coffee stain from one of the Founders' all-nighters. It reads, "...except in the case of absurd political speech."

Who knew?

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[info]yobachi2003
2007-06-25 04:28 pm UTC (link)
What is this satire of yours refering to?

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[info]jaredchilders
2007-06-25 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Bong hits for Jesus.

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[info]saltyrose
2007-06-25 07:35 pm UTC (link)
That's just about the lamest thing I've ever read.

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[info]jaredchilders
2007-06-26 01:09 am UTC (link)
Which part? The lame banner or the lame need for the government to stifle its message?

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[info]saltyrose
2007-06-26 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Mostly the latter. The banner sounds hilarious. Of course, I wouldn't have felt this way when I was in highschool, and my dean would probably have done the same thing, but I went to a private school. I don't see how the dean of a public school had any right to come down on a student that way.

Ugh. I'm remembering Catholic school now. "No shoes coming up any higher than the ankle; Nail polish and lipstick only in shades of red or pink; no more than one simple ring on each hand. No clothing considered punk, goth, or anything else out of mainstream acceptibility."

Roar.

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[info]perseusomega9
2007-06-26 12:24 am UTC (link)
You know, them being Strict Constructionists and all...

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[info]jaredchilders
2007-06-26 01:09 am UTC (link)
I keep waiting for Scalia to step up and be my hero on this stuff.

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